Whale-Penis Leather? 5 Crazy Luxury Options on Cars

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If you haven’t already heard of massaging car seats, humidors in the glove box, and umbrellas inside doorframes, then you just don’t know what true luxury is. Maybe crystal-embossed cigarette lighters and pop-up rear speakers aren’t luxurious enough for you … maybe you just want something a little more. Well, we’ve got 5 excessive examples of craziness right here for you.

5 Aston Martin Jaeger LeCoultre AMVOX2 DBS Transporter Watch

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Watches are a status symbol, we all know that, now how about a watch that can start up and open the locks on your Aston Martin? Yeah, that’s right, having an Aston isn’t enough, I need a $40,000 watch to start the thing up. Considering the watch itself costs more than the car I currently own (actually both of the cars I own combined), I doubt I’ll ever have one of these things on my wrist.

4 Maybach Perfume Atomiser

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What can $5,000 fetch you? A perfumer atomizer that gives off lovely scent puffs of perfume every so often inside your Maybach. It looks like a glass ball, has a variety of scents, and … wait … wait! A $5,000 Glade Plug-in? I mean, don’t they sell those little cardboard Christmas trees at gas stations for, like, a buck? I mean, sure they aren’t hand-blown and they smell a little strong but … okay, I guess for a 500k car throwing in another 5k is peanuts … but still.

3 Maybach Guard B4

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Look, if you can afford whale penis leather in your car, you clearly need some additional protection from, I don’t know, say, gunfire from someone attempting to kidnap you or your family. The Maybach Guard option will protect you from .44s, and with run-flat tires, an armored gas tank, protective glass, and all sorts of other high-security extras, you’ll be covered if you ever come under gunfire.

2 Dartz Whale Leather Interior

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Not just any whale leather, but whale penis leather! Yes, I am serious – this is for real. But don’t worry, they phased the whale penis leather out a little while back, so if you’re a “save-the-whales” type there’s no battle left to fight. Though, if you really want to get yourself wrapped up in the plush excessiveness of whale penis leather, head to China – the option occasionally comes back for those who absolutely need the most ridiculous looking, outlandish SUV on the planet.

1 Rolls-Royce ‘Starry Night’ Ceiling

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What’s better than having your Rolls decked out with a ceiling that looks like a night sky by way of hundreds of little fiber optic lights? The real sky, I guess … but that’s a moot point. Prepare to relax under the “stars” while being chauffeured around after a stressful day of fat-catting it up. Or perhaps you just want this kind of lighting installed to set the mood (ifyouknowwhatimean). Whatever your pleasure is, it’ll cost you an additional 12k.

Rando Evans is an automotive enthusiast who attempts to get behind the wheel of every type of car he can. When he isn't out driving, he's in his garage working on his own cars, or delving into the latest video games and tech. He loves a good beer or wine (but never before he goes out driving!).

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